Truckers

- "Outside! What's it like?"
- "Well -- It's sort of big"

-- (Terry Pratchett, Truckers)

The Store was having its last sale. It was holding a Grand Final Clearance of specially selected sparks, and flames to suit every pocket.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Truckers)

It's a small step for a man, but a giant leap for nomekind.

-- (Terry Pratchett, Truckers)

Granny's remedies, made from simple, honest, and generally nearly poisonous herbs and roots, were amazing things. After one dose of stomache-ache jollop, you made sure you never complained of stomach ache ever again. In its way, it was a sort of cure.

-- No, not that Granny. The other one. (Terry Pratchett, Truckers)

"No, no, no, what you do is, you get a gnu, then you point it at the driver and someone says, 'Look out, he's got a gnu!' and you say, 'Take us where we want to go or I'll fire this gnu at you!'"

-- "Host Age at 10,000 Feet", Nome style (Terry Pratchett, Truckers)