The L-Space Web: Filks

Creatures of the net


Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: A filk inspired by the idea of an afp-RHPS
From: "Joy Green" <joyg@iconz.co.nz>
Date: Mon, 25 Jan 1999 02:16:18 +1300 September

Tune: TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH-A TOUCH ME

*Newbie*
I was feeling done in, ... couldn't win
I'd only ever lurked before.
*Carol :*
You mean she...
*ppint :*
uh, huh
*Newbie*
I was not prepa-ared,
I was shy and sca-ared
Until I found the FAQ
Then I da-ared.
Now all I want to know is how to go.
I've got the taste and I want more. (More, more, more.)
I'll tag without resistance. I want to stay the distance
I've got some things to say. I need persitance.
Listen listen listen to me
I'm joining afp
Shame me, blame me, or flame me
Creatures of the net.
Then if this thread grows, while you prose,
I'll follow up and cascade down. (Down, down, down.)
I'll discuss cheese or chocolate, I do believe I've got it
I know what Merkins are, I have bread products
Listen listen listen to me
I'm joining afp
Shame me, blame me, or flame me
Creatures of the net.
*Carol:*
Listen listen listen to her
*ppint:*
She WILL be an afp'er
*Carol:*
Shame her, blame her, or flame her
*ppint:*
Creatures of the net.
*Newbie*
Listen listen listen to me
I'm joining afp
Shame me, blame me, or flame me
Creatures of the net.

*Rocky :*
Creatures of the net
*Gid:*
Creatures of the net?
*Suzi:*
Creatures of the net.
*Stewart:*
Creatures of the net.
*Antti:*
Creatures of the net.
*Carol:*
Creatures of the net.
*Rocky :*
Creatures of the net.
*Newbie*
Creatures of the net.


The L-Space Filk section is maintained by the L-Space Librarians,
who always welcome questions, comments, or new filks.

The L-Space Web is a creation of The L-Space Librarians
This mirror site is maintained by A.H.Davis