From: Whammalhammadingdongbingbangàgogo
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk: LART 'Em
Date: 24 Apr 2000 18:36:22 -0700
Nice to see that some people are still reading my posts...
snippage
Dragon Prince writes:
> "Whammalhammadingdongbingbangagogo"> wrote in message
> news:m3vh1byxz1.fsf@efn.org...
>
> > (derived from "Meltdown" by AC/DC [1])
>
> <g> two AC DC filks in as many weeks! nice filk I could see them do it esp
> if Bon Scott was still alive!
Hmm, if "filk" is dereived from "folk," then should this be called "hiivi mitil," possibly?
Anyway, here's a filk of Megadeth's song "Crush 'Em." (I hope no one feels this way about me ;->)
-------------------LART-'Em--------------------------
In the newsfroup, there is a fight
Don't you know you're in for a ride
This is war, with much spam & flames
Break it up, stop playing your games
Cancel time, going down
You better not spam around
You've been TOSed and you're gonna stay
You spammed so much, now you're gonna pay
Remember when you dared to luse
Outta my froup, I'm banning you
You're not wise, you spammed twice
You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
Looking for flamage, well you found it
You're so dumb, you'll be grounded
Last one still in wins the right
To read and flame all night
Out of the froup, in deep regret
This is what you are gonna get
Remember when you dared to luse
Outta my froup, I'm banning you
You're not wise, you spammed twice
You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
Now I take you off USENET
You've never been clueful yet
Step outside, you're in for a fight
You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
(LART! LART! LART! LART!)
Since you won't just (LART!) go away,
it's our right to (LART!) LART you
Step outside, let (LART!) me explain
The name of the game is (LART!) flames
Now we've found you, we're (LART!) gonna *plonk* you,
we're gonna cancel you, we're (LART!) gonna report you,
we're gonna TOS you (LART!), we're gonna LART you
Yeah! (LART 'em!)
Remember when you dared to luse
Outta my froup, I'm banning you
You're not wise, you spammed twice
You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
Now I take you off USENET
You've never ever been clueful yet
Step outside, you're in for a fight
You'll be LARTed. (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
(LART! LART! LART! LART 'em!)
(LART! LART! LART! LART 'em!)
Oh joy, (LART!) here we go (LART!)
Outside (LART!), to LART 'em! (LART!)
Yeah you (LART!), disappear (LART!)
It's gotta hurt! (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
Flamewar, (LART!) spam after spam (LART!)
So watch out (LART!), 'cause we LART 'em! (LART!)
LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!)
LART 'em! (LART 'em!) LART! (LART!)
LART! (LART!) LART! (LART!) LART 'em! (LART 'em!)
LART! (LART! LART!)
-----------------------------------------------------
(Next time, it'll be a Twisted Sister filk! <g>)
The L-Space Web is a creation
of The L-Space Librarians
This mirror
site is maintained by A.H.Davis