From: Andrew Nevill
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] Filk: LART 'Em
Date: Fri, 28 Apr 2000 19:44:58 +0100
Richard Eney wrote in message
news:8e4r41$mer$1@saltmine.radix.net...
> <snip it all!>
>
> That would probably be received well on rec.music.filk
>
> Reminds me somehow of ... <misty fx>
> <irregular regular beat begins>
> "We will, we will, *plonk you!*"
>
> </misty fx>
No wonder I couldn't find it! I thought you gave the title as We Will Lart You. I looked in the filks index on lspace and it wasn't there, then again I didn't see We Will *plonk You either. I even emailed elfin to get the filks ftp archive address to see if it was in there. I'll have another look later using the correct title.
However, in the meantime, having assumed the filk did not exist, I've made up a version. So here goes.
We Will LART You
Buddy, you're a boy
Make a big noise
Spamming the newsgroup
Posting controversy
You ain't got a clue
Won't read FAQs
You're next in line
For the barbeque
We will, we will LART you.
We will, we will LART you.
Buddy, you're accepted
Part of the newsgroup
This plague of [M] threads
Annoys you
Got a frown on your face
It's a big disgrace
How everyone's flaming newbies
All over the place
We will, we will LART you.
We will, we will LART you.
Buddy, you're an Old Fart
Been here forever
Newbies today
Don't have a clue
Get on their case
It's a big disgrace
Time for you to kick 'em
Back into their place
We will, we will LART you.
We will, we will LART you.
We will, we will LART you.
We will, we will LART you.
<guitar solo>
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