From: Barry R. B.F.
OK, Here's Part two of many :)
Hodgesaaaaargh
*To the tune of "I've Got A Brand New Combine Harvester" By The Wurzels*
I've got a new bird that I bought yesterday (oo-arr oo-arr)
She was expensive, but the King he did pay (oo-arr oo-arr)
I took her home, slipped off her hood and brace
and the next minute she was eating my face
O' I've got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
She likes to grab my nose and then bite some off for tea
'cos She's got vicious habits, and sharpened claws you see.
yes I've got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
I'm going slowly, teaching her to not to bite (oo-arr oo-arr)
the one who's letting her take off into flight (oo-arr oo-arr)
I'm trying all my tricks, and I can clearly see
that they're not working cos she still comes at me
Yes I got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
She likes to grab my nose and then bite some off for tea
She's got vicious habits, and sharpened claws you see.
yes I got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
I hope one day that she will not be this way (oo-arr oo-arr)
that she'll behave herself and do as I say (oo-arr oo-arr)
that when I lift the hood, to give her a fly
She goes for pigeons and not straight at my eye.
Yes I've got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
She likes to grab my nose and then bite some off for tea
She's got vicious habits, and sharpened claws you see.
O' I got a brand new Lancre Peregrine who likes to attack me
Hex
*To the tune of "Strange Magic" by ELO*
I, will begin to work a spell
When you pull the GBL
I cast, so fast
I use a strange magic,
Oh a really strange magic,
yes I use a strange magic
What a strange magic
what a strange magic
Then,
there's a skull perched on my top,
if its taken then I stop.
A fault, I halt.
I use a strange magic,
Oh it such a strange magic,
yes I use a strange magic
What a strange magic
what a strange magic
Oh I, I can't work without my FTB,
+++redo from start+++ you'll often see
More cheese, more cheese.
strange magic,
Oh a really strange magic,
yes I use a strange magic
What a strange magic
what a strange magic
It's Magic
It's Magic
It's Magic
Ants,
roving deep within my shell,
helping me as I cast spells,
they move,
I prove.
I use a strange magic,
Oh a really strange magic,
yes I use a strange magic
What a strange magic
what a strange magic
strange magic,
Oh it's a real strange magic,
yes I use a strange magic
O What a strange magic
OK, more on the way... watch this space
(well, not *this* space, cos it's already taken) :)
Barry R. B.F. The Official Sad Bastard
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