From: Daibhid Cheinnedelh
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I} Filks
Date: Wed, 06 Sep 2000 15:38:31 GMT
The next one is largely inspired by that conversation in T5E
If You Were A Werewolf (And I Was Human)
(with apologies to Bonnie Tyler)
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Would it be so easy to understand
That a persons a person, and offer a hand
If you were a werewolf and I were human
(I were human)
How's it feel to be a human?
How's it feel to be a wolf?
I could be both or neither
There is no real truth
I look at you, you meet my gaze
The only one who is unfazed
I cant believe that it's okay
Oh, Carrot, you must be crazed!
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Would it be so easy to understand
That a persons a person, and offer a hand
If you were a werewolf and I were human
If you were a werewolf and I were human
I've a brother who's a psycho
I've another who herds sheep
Can you really tell me
You don't get the creeps?
I look at you, you meet my gaze
The only one who is unfazed
I cant believe that it's okay
Oh, Carrot, you must be crazed!
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Would it be so easy to understand
That a persons a person, and offer a hand
If you were a werewolf and I were human
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Hey, I know you're only trying to be nice
Oh, but how do you ignore problems?
When there's walls between us
You just push them back!
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Would it be so easy to understand
That a persons a person, and offer a hand
If you were a werewolf and I were human
If you were a werewolf and I were human
Dave, who probably needs filk-obsession therapy
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