Date: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 11:28:45 -0800
From: Eric Jarvis
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Piece of my Heart a bad taste filk
Hi there filk pickers...
now I'm not proud of this...but it was one of those things that just had to be done...if you are in any way squeamish then get somebody to read it for you while you hide behind the sofa...but first check for missing limbs because its that old Janis Joplin classic...
Piece Of My Heart (the Reg Shoe version)
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
Didn't I make you feel like you were the only one?
Yeah, and didn't I give you nearly everything that a zombie possibly can?
Honey you know I did!
But each time I tell my self that I, that I think I've lost enough
Oh, but I'm gonna show ya baby, that a zombie can be tough
I want you to come on, come on, come on, come on and
SCREW IT! Screw another little piece on my arm now baby,
(Nail it) Nail another little bit on my leg, now darlin' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Glue the) Glue the left ear back on my head now baby
Hey! If I still got it then it makes me look good, oh yes indeed.
I'm out on the streets, lookin' good, and baby deep down in my heart,
I guess I know that it ain't right
Now you, never, never, never, never hear me when I prowl at night
Yeah, but I shed all the time!
And each time I tell myself that I, that I can't feel the pain
When you hand me back my arms, I'm waving once again
I need you to come on, come on, come on, come on, and
SCREW IT! Screw another little toe on my foot now baby,
(Nail it) Nail another little bit to my shoulder, darlin' yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
(Glue a) Glue another little piece on my nose now baby
Well you know you found it and it makes me look good,
Well you know I dropped it (SCREEEAAAAM!!!!!)
eric
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