From: Mark A. Cooper
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] FILK: Witches Witches Witches
Date: Thu, 9 Dec 1999 12:08:42 -0000
*whispers* Oh, my God, I thought we'd got rid of him...
*another whisperer* Yes, I was under the impression he'd unsubscribed...
Helloooooo! :)
Here, just in time for Hogswatch (though it has nothing to do with the festive season *at all*) is a new filk!
Witches Witches Witches
Perdita X Nitt's Lament
(sung to the tune of Money Money Money by Abba)
I'd love to sing upon the stage, and not expect a decent wage
Can't be bad...
Despite all this, it seems to be a witch's life is planned for me
Makes me mad!
In my dreams I have a plan
If I found me an opera man
Then I'd sing opera every day - but *they* won't let me have my way...
Witches, witches, witches
Stupid bitches!
They don't understand...
Witches, witches, witches
I can't picture
Being in their "band"...
Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa...
All the songs I could do
If it wasn't for those witches
Where's my opera man?
Where's my opera man?
That Nanny Ogg, she'd let me be if I sang operatically
Can't be bad...
But as for Mistress Weatherwax, she merely thinks I'm being lax
Makes me mad!
I want to leave, I want to go
To Ankh-Morpork to do a show
I can't stay here! It's daft you see, to be one of the witches three...
Witches, witches, witches
Stupid bitches!
They don't understand...
Witches, witches, witches
I can't picture
Being in their "band"...
Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa...
All the songs I could do
If it wasn't for those witches
Where's my opera man?
Witches, witches, witches
Stupid bitches!
They don't understand...
Witches, witches, witches
I can't picture
Being in their "band"...
Ah-haaaaaaaaaaaaa...
All the arias, too...
If it wasn't for those witches
Where's my opera man?
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