From: Richard Bryant
Newsgroups: alt.talk.mended.drum
Mornin' all. We now return you to your regular programming.
(with apologies to the Blue Oyster Cult)
No more mobile phone
Out the window thrown
Pretend i can't hear my bleeper
The bloody thing's always a pain
Gonna take the day off
Come on baby
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct
Off to have some fun
Since my boss has gone
Buggered off on holiday
And left all the bloody work to me
Buggered off on holiday
Two point five million unemployed
Buggered off on holiday
Two point five million unemployed
Bunch of lucky bastards
Arsed if i will go into work today
Wish i was like they are
Come on baby
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct
Unhealthy stuff please
Fags and beer and grease
Last night worked 'til 4 in the morning
Today there's no way i'm goin' in
Gonna sleep until two in the afternoon
Gonna go down the pub and be plastered soon
Then i'll just grab a kebab or two
And i won't feel guilt, i have no conscience
This is only fair
I'm not going in
Gonna just have a skive
All the workload is killing me
Turning into a managerIt's getting bad
Turning into a manager
Come on baby
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct
:fin
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