Nuts

From: AfPhantom
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: Hello everybody
Date: Thu, 25 Mar 1999 17:29:31 -0000

Mad Dragon wrote in message <7dd9rh$nu8$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...

>Its true ask anyone.. Honest i am ... thanks AFPhantom..

<fx: bows> She's just a big soppy really... but don't bang her on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper unless you have a <ahem> * burning* desire to end up as a charcoal biscuit.

<actonesceneone>

Here you go Mad Dragon, have some nuts.

<fx: opens blue foil packets and extends a hand>

See, she's perfectly biddablaaaargh! Leggo me fingers!

<fx: cradles abused phalanges, crooked grin to MD>

She's just a trifle... erm... enthusiastic in the salted peanut department.

</actonesceneone> :-)>

>(Bet you didn't know Dragons could be addicted to nuts!)

<fx: music starts, diuerse alarums, Wierd Al Jankovitch(sp.?) enters stage right...>

You can't beat
A nut treat;
There's no doubt
They're good to eat
You might get
Them in a cake,
A Walnut Whip,
But not a Flaaaaake...

Oooo, you might think that you are immune to these nuts, oh yeah!
But if you go without them you get rumblin's in your guts,
You know you're gonna have to face it, you're addicted to nuts!

Miiiight as well face it, you're addicted to nuts!
Miiiight as well face it, you're addicted to nuts...

<fx: Singing stops, music trails off slowly - bass player last one to catch on - AfPhantom removes Wierd Al mask and gazes around the now-empty auditorium>

Er... Um... That didn't go down too well, did it guys?

<fx: Turns around to face (empty) stage>

Guys? Hey, wh...?

Er...

<fx: Drops mask, exits stage left. Afpaudience come back out from under their seats, drop from rafters, return with large boxes of banged grains, await next act>

;-)

AfPhantom

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