Author : Megamole 	

Given the recent deluge of ectoplasmic wit and wisdom from a certain
insubstantial revenant (named after a limpet-like Australian opening
batsman), this mole felt obliged to return to his dojo and meditate. 		
After reading the ancient texts of Firokujutsu, he humbly presents 
this haiku and a small offering to the tea ceremony that is afp. 		

The cherry blossom falls 		
On the autumn grass. 		
Whoops! My lawnmower slipped! 	

* Ghost Posters! * 		

If there's something strange in your blameless thread 			
Who you gonna blame? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
If there's something weird happening to your head 			
Who you gonna blame? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
If your cheese threads develop mysterious holes 			
Who can you call? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
Laundry bills from Hell, secret agent moles - 			
Oh, who you gonna call? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
Who you gonna call? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
If you're all alone, pick up the phone 			
And read 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
I hear it reads the FAQs 			
I ain't afraid of no ghost 			
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 			
Who you gonna call? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
If you want a dose of a freaky ghost 			
You'd better read 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
Let me tell you something 			
Postin' makes him feel good 			
I ain't afraid of no post 			
I ain't afraid of no post 			
Don't get caught in [R] threads, no 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
When he comes through your door 			
Unless you just want some more 			
I think you better kill 			
* Ghost Posters! * 			
Who you gonna call? 			
* Ghost Posters! * 	

I'll just get my Mini Moog. 

MegaMole