From: "David Chapman" <antispam@sentinel.globalnet.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk
Date: Thu, 20 Apr 2000 14:47:00 +0100

To a rather famous Buddy Holly song... please don't kill me...


SAY *VOM*

Oh-weh-oh-when
Little things that you say and do
Make me feel like I'm gonna spew-hoo-hoo
I say *vom*
Say *vom* and tell thi'
Tell thi' not to be huggy
I know talkin' 'bout cookies is sickening me

I *vom*
When folks get squishy, then
I'm gone
Gone to the privy, and
I *vom*
When you get lovey on AFP

While Gid and Suzi carry on
I'll be running for the joh-oh-ohn
Say *vom*
*Vom* and tell Holyoake
Tell them, I'm about to boke
Is it some kind of sick joke played on me?

I *vom*
When folks get squishy, then
I'm gone
Gone to the privy, and
I *vom*
When you get lovey on AFP
*Vom*, AFP
*Vom*, AFP

--
Cut off an arm - it shall sprout anew!
Cut off a leg - TEN shall grow in its' place!