From: Joy Green <madam@megabitch.tm>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk -- Angua
Date: Mon, 08 May 2000 00:28:55 +1200


Angua
Tune: She's Always a Woman - Billy Joel

She can kill without thought
She can wound with a bite 
She can give you a turn on a full moonlit night
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides what she is
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead with her nose
And you'd better believe her
If she asks for the truth
Just don't try to deceive her
And she'll go where you lead her as long as she's free
She runs like a wolf
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS
She can take care of herself
She can go where she wants
She's got no fear of crime
And though she can be a bitch
It's not really her fault
She just changes sometimes

She looks like a dream 
From the Garden of Eden
But she'll go for your throat and
Then laugh while you're bleedin'
Just fall foul of the law
And see how hard she'll  be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me

CHORUS 

She is frequently harsh
But not needlessly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
And she'll pay what she owes you
It's her own honour's fee
And the most she will do
Is raise hackles at you
But she's always a woman to me
-- 

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