From: "Mark A. Cooper" To: Subject: Filks from 99 Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 01:52:15 +0100 --- [I] Breakfast In America Filk --- aaaagh! Mark's escaped! *maniacal laugh* Yes, I'm back with another filk... Enjoy. Or not. I just write 'em. Mark Carrot and Angua (to the tune of Breakfast in America by Supertramp) Take a look at my girlfriend We go for walkies in the park A werewolf for a girlfriend And yes, her bite's worse than her bark... Take a lantern around the city Working in the City Watch See the Shades and all the wizards Ankh-Morpork's not pretty, it's true But there's lots for Watchmen to do... A moonlit night gives her problems Angua dear, Angua dear She scares the hell out of Morpork 'Cause everyone's a sinner, here... She's a werewolf; no one told me But now that doesn't bother me Because I love her (though rarely tell her) And your deeds had better be true Or I'll have to set her on you... Don't you mess with my girlfriend And never get her in a fight A werewolf for a girlfriend And she knows where to put her bite... Well, as for me, my name is Carrot I know everyone round here And people say that I'm a monarch I'm hoping that it won't come true If it did, then what can I do...?