From: Joy Green 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Filk -- Dedicated follower of Commerce
Date: Sat, 27 Oct 2001 00:05:30 +1300

To the Tune of Dedicated Follower of Fashion, by The Kinks

You'll see him here, you'll see  him there, 
A knowing grin, and cheek to spare. 
He will sell you anything, but buyer please beware
This man's a dedicated follower of commerce. 

And when he does his little rounds, 
'Round the hot spots of Morpork Town, 
Eagerly purveying all the latest fads and trends, 
You'll see a dedicated follower of commerce

C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.), C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.). 
He thinks that there's a fortune in his future, 
And when he scents a scam ahead it really makes his night, 
He's such a dedicated follower of commerce. 

C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.), C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.). 
He's always quick to pick up on a novelty
One week it's the music biz, the next week he's in clicks. 
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of commerce. 

They seek him here, they seek him there, 
In Dagon Street and Sator Square. 
Everywhere the customers are out to get his guts, 
Each one a victim of the follower of commerce. 

C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.), C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.). 
His world is built 'round transactions and profit. 
This fortune-seeking entrepreneur always seems to lose 
But he's a dedicated follower of commerce.

C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.), C.M.O.T. (C.M.O.T.). 
He flits from this to that just like a butterfly. 
If he can see a dollar, then he's off just like a shot
'Cause he's a dedicated follower of commerce. 
He's a dedicated follower of commerce
He's a dedicated follower of commerce