From: <info@fdhoekstra.nl>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: [I] Another filker
Date: Thu, 25 Nov 1999 12:39:26 +0100


I think it's a microbe or something. Certainly filking appears to
be contagious. Now I've got it... duck!


El Maggo Pasa
[to be sung with a couple of Tezumen playing on rustick
 instruments in the background]

I'd rather be a coward than be dead,
Yes I would,
If I could,
I surely would.
I'd rather keep my hat safe on my head,
Yes I would,
If I could,
I surely would.

Away, I'd rather run away,
To safety in the Library.
A Wizzard gets to eat big meals,
And I don't mind banana peels,
banana peels.

I'd rather be in Morpork than in Krull,
Yes I would,
If I could,
I surely would.
I'd rather lead a life that's very dull,
Yes I would,
If I only could,
I surely would.

Away, I'd rather run away,
To safety in the Library.
A Wizzard gets to eat big meals,
And I don't mind banana peels,
banana peels.


Richard