Author: Jeff C  		
Newsgroup: alt.fan.pratchett 		
Date: 	Mon, 02 Aug 1999 		

Here, for your edification and amusement is the result of: 		
+  A very late night 			
+  Too much toasted cheese 			
+  Re-reading L&L,and 			
+  A Top 500 replay weekend on the local radio station. 	

She Aten't Dead Yet
(sung to 'She Ain't Pretty' by the Northern Pikes)

Weaver the Thatcher wandered throughout the land 			
You'd often find him with a bow in his hand. 			
One night he travelled just a little too far 			
Came to a cottage; the door was ajar. 			
The fire was cold, the house in disarray 			
Mistress Weatherwax looking cold and grey 			
He heard a voice beside him say 			
"She aten't dead yet, she just looks that way." 			
She aten't dead yet, 			
She aten't dead yet, 			
She aten't dead yet, she just looks that way. 			
She's with a weasel or a badger or bear 			
Or come to think about it, maybe a hare 			
One night it's owls, so she can fly through the trees 			
The only difficulty she has is bees. 			
Nothing can stop her; nothing gets in her way 			
Not even unicorns can spoil her day. 			
I shouldn't worry, so to you this I say: 			
"She aten't dead yet, she just looks that way." 			
She aten't dead yet, 			
She aten't dead yet, 			
She aten't dead yet, she just looks that way. 			
The Queen of Elves stands with a smile on her face 			
She thinks that she's put Granny into her place 			
She sees her lying there in front of her feet 			
But victory has a taste that's other than sweet. 			
Here's Shawn and Magrat come to help save the day 			
The Morris men and Greebo enter the fray. 			
The outcome's clear, but now once more I will say: 			
"She aten't dead yet, she just looks that way." 		


Jeff C