Subject[I] Not another filk...honest 		
From: 	Leo Barium 
Date: 	1998/12/08 		
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett 		

Hi all, 			
as I was wandering the streets of Cardiff today, I got a bit bored,
so decided to 'do' something. Here's the terrible outcome (not aimed
at anyone in particular<g>):
BOFH
*aka Creep by Radiohead* 	

When you posted before, 			
You left Caps Lock on, 			
You write like a monkey, 			
On a typewriter. 			
I want no damn newbies, 			
To spoil my group, 			
You're so very clueless, 			
I wish I was clueless. 			
You post on each newsgroup, 			
In a beautiful net, 			
You're so very clueless, 			
I wish I was clueless. 			
But I'm a BOFH, 			
I'm a sysadmin, 			
What the hell am I doing 'here'? 			
I could rule the net 			
Oooh...he's trolling...trolling...trolling...etc. 			
But I'm a BOFH, 			
I'm a sysadmin, 			
What the hell am I doing 'here'? 			
I could rule the net. 			
Whatever keeps the spam out, 			
Just please tag your posts, 			
You're so very clueless, 			
I wish I was clueless. 			
I don't care if it hurts, 			
I wanna have control, 			
I want the perfect newsgroup, 			
I want the perfect posts. 			
But I'm a BOFH, 			
I'm a sysadmin, 			
What the hell am I doing 'here'? 			
I could rule the net. 			
I'm sorry for that lapse. Things'll be back to normal soon...honest. 			
(and extra apologies to the person who posted a filk on the same song, 			
about a vaguely similar subject to atm-d a few months ago) 			

TTFN 			

Leo Barium