From: Richard Bryant
Newsgroups: alt.talk.mended.drum

Mornin' all.  We now return you to your regular programming.
(with apologies to the Blue Oyster Cult)

No more mobile phone
Out the window thrown
Pretend i can't hear my bleeper
The bloody thing's always a pain
Gonna take the day off

Come on baby
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink    
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive    
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct

Off to have some fun
Since my boss has gone
Buggered off on holiday
And left all the bloody work to me  
Buggered off on holiday
Two point five million unemployed  
Buggered off on holiday
Two point five million unemployed 
Bunch of lucky bastards
Arsed if i will go into work today 
Wish i was like they are

Come on baby
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink  
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive 
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct

Unhealthy stuff please
Fags and beer and grease
Last night worked 'til 4 in the morning
Today there's no way i'm goin' in
Gonna sleep until two in the afternoon
Gonna go down the pub and be plastered soon
Then i'll just grab a kebab or two
And i won't feel guilt, i have no conscience
This is only fair
I'm not going in   
Gonna just have a skive
All the workload is killing me
Turning into a managerIt's getting bad
Turning into a manager

Come on baby 
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna go for a drink
Can't hear my bleeper
Gonna have a good skive 
Can't hear my bleeper
Before i'm extinct


:fin