From: MegaMole 
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,rec.music.filk
Subject: [I]a Cthulhu fhtagn!
Date: Sat, 2 Sep 2000 23:56:13 +0100


Having just returned from an entertaining meet at which my little purple 
Cthulhu (thanks ppint) was the object of some conversation, I was struck 
right between the eyes by a stray filk particle. 

Herewith the result.

CTHULHU LIES HERE DREAMING
TTTO "California Dreaming", The Mamas and the Papas

Bloodstains are all brown
And my robes are grey 
I've been wand'ring far
From safe, warm L.A.
I've come on a quest
Here in lost R'lyeh...
Cthulhu lies here dreaming 
On this dark winter's day 
Stopped in one dark house
I passed along the way 
Well I found Al-Hazred's book
It sucked my mind away,
Sucked my mind away,
You know the cultists hear my call, 
They know I'm here to stay...
Cthulhu lies here dreaming,
On this dark winter's day
Bloodstains are all brown
And my robes are grey 
I've come on a quest
Here in lost R'lyeh...
"Ia Cthulhu fhtagn!"
Are the words to say -
Cthulhu lies here dreaming,
On this dark winter's day 
Cthulhu lies here dreaming,
On this dark winter's day 
On this dark winter's day ...

I'll just get my parchment scroll of human vellum,