From: MegaMole
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,rec.music.filk
Subject: [I] About time someone wrote this...
Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2000 20:10:22 +0100


In the time-honoured tradition of the SCA Birthday Dirge, in a colossal 
thrpppt to a very annoying song, and in honour of a mamzer of a month so 
far, I present the following.

"Do Worry - Feel Crappy".

TTTO "Don't Worry, Be Happy" - Bobby McFerrin

Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note-for-note;
Do worry, feel crappy.
In every life we have some trouble
And you'll soon find it tends to double -
Do worry, feel crappy
Do worry, feel crappy now

Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo oo-hoo-hoo oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo
Feel crappy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry, feel crappy

Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo oo-hoo-hoo oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo
Feel crappy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry, feel crappy

Your wife has had a steamy whirl -
Wind romance - with another girl...
Do worry, feel crappy
You've no TV, your rent is late
You cannot even micturate;
Do worry, (aaargh) feel crappy
(Look at me, I'm on Prozac!)

Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo oo-hoo-hoo oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo
Feel crappy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
(Here, I'll give you this phone number. They're called the Samaritans.)

Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo oo-hoo-hoo oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo
Feel crappy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry, feel crappy

You're on the street and feeling poor,
'Cos work has thrown you out the door,
Do worry, feel crappy;
It's nice to know your face will frown -
At least you'll bring the others down,
So do worry, feel crappy
Do worry, feel crappy now.

Ooo-oo-hoo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry
Woo-oo-woo-oo-woo-oo-ooo
Feel crappy
Woo-oo-oo-oo-ooo

Ooo-oo-hoo-oo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Stress out, man, just worry;
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Just do it, feel crappy.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Wipe that smile off your face

You'll bring everybody down like this
Ooo-oo-hoo-hoo-oo oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry, feel crappy
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
It will not pass, whatever it is
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-ooo
Do worry.
Feel Crappy.