Date: Wed, 17 Nov 1999 22:33:17 +0100 To: From: "Patrick Dersjant" Subject: Filk Waterloo by Abba ELEPHANTS - A FILK [melody: ABBA , Waterloo] A Meet In Eindhoven was where we then did gather Oh yes A pint of Guinness near, we sat and filked the night away Pink Ribbons that tie up Toy Tux Who cares when Kim's giving him hugs? (Refrain) Elephants Juggling a thousand blue elephants Elephants throwing and catching them in my hands Elephants selling them of to the pratchett fans Elephants Wish I could juggle with elephants Oh oh oh oh Elephants Juggling a thousand blue elephants A Quote Again, the Labrat fishes for the quote file Oh No And Jos and Turtle geek, with Leathermans in hand to play Dismantling whatever's nearby And getting an el'phant to fly (Refrain) Now filks have been made and are sung Has Eelco still air in his lung? (Refrain) -- A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores. -- (Terry Pratchett, The Fifth Elephant)