From: "Adrian Ogden" <a.n.ogden@reading.ac.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett
Subject: Re: [I] There's Klingons off the starboard bow, Captain...
Date: 22 Feb 2000 12:36:08 GMT


MegaMole  writes:


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>KLINGON CUISINE
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>To The Hippopotamus Song, by Flanders and Swann

Excellent!

Of course, Flanders and Swann did a sequal on the next album;
would you mind if I gave that the treatment too?


 Now that old Klingon officer has children in hordes
 And a wife who prefers younger men
 He watches the fall of the Khitomer Accords
 And he longs to do battle again
 He drowns all sorrows in vats of blood wine
 And dreams of his former command
 With comrades of war he'd seek honour and glory
 And sing with his Bat'leth in hand...




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