From: MegaMole Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,rec.music.filk Subject: [I] Pika! Date: Sun, 7 May 2000 21:11:14 +0100 I'm surprised nobody has thought to do this before. They probably have - I just haven't seen it. Talis told me to be *very* *quiet* when singing the chorus of this, as it oozed into my head the other day... children nearby... TTTO "Agadoo", Black Lace[1] Pikachu, -chu, -chu, Bring it slowly to the boil; Barbecue, -cue, -cue, Fry the little sod in oil; Chop it up, mince it down, Shake it around and mash its brain, Roast its tail, scoop its eyes out And sieve them down the drain. A young boy came up to me with a Poke-ball, He told me those creations made his stomach crawl; Well I said to the lad, "So show me what you've got there", And he pulled out Pikachu and Squirtle, medium rare. [chorus] The Poke-bubbling pot, The smell of roast fluff, The banquet's never done, 'Cos you'll never get enough... [chorus] [verse 1] [chorus] [fade out] And hey presto, an Instant Filk Kit to irritate the neighbours and make all their children cry. Mwahahahahaaaaaa! [1] A song absurd enough, arguably, that it doesn't need parody. But still. -- * MegaMole, The Official Enrico Basilica : Chocolate rix in thy tum * Wearer of the Waistcoat of Despair (sob) and Patron Faint of Falfetto Firukojutsu-no-Sensei - mail: / NEWER MOLEHILL! at