From:(Alex Johnson) Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I]Sysadmin blues Date: Sat, 06 Mar 1999 11:51:18 GMT I didn't write this but I think it's funny. Woke up in the morning, I just couldn't snooze* > [Da da da da dah!] Couldn't read my darn email, someone's just bound to lose. [Da da da da dah!] Stuff from 'rotica newsgroups, cast it to /dev/null and cruise, I've got those AOL-hating, BOFH Postmaster Blues! I've got them baaaaaad, I've got them Postmaster Blues. Give me my sendmail, my procmail, my MH, I'll make them AOL-weenies snooze! Oh Lord I'm drownin', covered up to mah haad, [da DA da DAH!] filled up with Usenet complaints, netters seein' red. [da DA da DAH!] Got spammers and flamers, Canter and Siegel too, [da DA da DAH!] "Resampling Statistics", and f*cking Howard Bloom. [da DA da DE dadada dadada dadada dadada dadada...]* Oh Simon -- I got dem' so baad,* I got dem newsmaster blues. All I's needs is more spool space,* And I'll never have to lose!* I thought i'd check mail [da DA da da DA] Oh boy was I wrong [da DA da da DA] 10 meg of complaints all about xyoung don't wanna beeee a postmaster Lord, I wanna be free! don't wanna beee a postmaster!what worse fate can there be? what worse fate can there be? what worse fate can there beeeeeee-eee don't wanna be a postmaster! please don't bounce your error mess-a-geeeeesssss....to meee-eeeee...... "You rang?"