From: MegaMole Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett,rec.music.filk Subject: [I] Sniffle, cough, *hack* Date: Thu, 18 May 2000 20:16:38 +0100 In the tradition of writing filks for diseases (see Mucus for a While and the famous Dysentery Hoe-down, Aztec Two-Step and Beri-Beri Mambo), the following insta-filk came to me as I lay sniffling in bed - a mole in his hole with a dripping nose... TTTO "Only You" by the Platters Only flu can make this world seem wrong, Only flu makes me drink Lemsip strong, Only flu, and flu alone, Can chill me like you do And fill my nose with drips for only flu... Only flu can make this change in me For it's true, I've found my destiny - When I blow my nose Everybody knows Just what I need to do - One more sick day, true, 'Cos I'm in bed with flu... [repeat] -- * MegaMole, The Official Enrico Basilica : Chocolate rix in thy tum * Wearer of the Waistcoat of Despair (sob) and Patron Faint of Falfetto Firukojutsu-no-Sensei - mail: / NEWER MOLEHILL! at