From: MegaMole Newsgroups: alt.fan.pratchett Subject: [I] Smells like (M)ean Spirit Date: Fri, 7 Apr 2000 22:28:34 +0100 With the recent outpouring (or should that be effluence?) of meta-filks, this mole feels emboldened to offer the following. Load up on wibble, bring your friends - It's fun to luse, and to pretend It's gonna work; Don't need to lurk! Oh wow, see all the stupid jerks - I'm here, I'm new, I'm young, I'm k3wl... Without knowledge Posting's dangerous - We are newbies, Entertain us; I feel clueless - It's contagious; We are newbies, Entertain us H4x0r d00dz and new complainers Being rude to FAQ maintainers Yeah I'm the worst at what I do best, And for this gift you will feel blessed. Newsgroup traditions gotta end - I need a playground for my friends... I'm here, I'm new, I'm young, I'm k3wl... Without knowledge Posting's dangerous - We are newbies, Entertain us; I feel clueless - It's contagious; We are newbies, Entertain us H4x0r d00dz and new complainers Being rude to FAQ maintainers Yeah And check out my great posting style Oh yeah, the ten-line sig block makes me smile But snipping's hard - too hard to find Oh well, whatever - never mind... Without knowledge Posting's dangerous - We are newbies, Entertain us; I feel clueless - It's contagious; We are newbies, Entertain us H4x0r d00dz and new complainers Being rude to FAQ maintainers Yeah adenoidal, a denial, adenoidal, a denial... ----- Moral? You asked for a moral? Try lurking for a couple of weeks. -- * MegaMole, The Official Enrico Basilica : Chocolate rix in thy tum * Wearer of the Waistcoat of Despair (sob) and Patron Faint of Falfetto Firukojutsu-no-Sensei - mail: / NEWER MOLEHILL! at